Oh HELL No
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Oh HELL No
A box full of Spiders. I don't think so George. Box includes: Creepy wind up Spider toy A bunch of Spiders (not the real ones) Full size Kit Kat bar chocolate yummy 10 or more not spider Candies (flavors may...
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Monster Mash
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Monster Mash
Do you believe in monsters? During the day we do not, but when it is dark.... Box includes: Monster Pop popcorn (flavor may vary) Hershey's chocolate bar (Hero may vary) Lip Pops scary sucker Monstrous pen Halloween squishy (design may...
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Pamper your Ass
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Pamper your Ass
Do you know someone who could use some pampering? Well screw them, we know you could use this more. Box includes: Super soft and squishy Headband (color may vary) Self Warming Eye Mask  Cutest earrings ever (style may vary) Smelly goody...
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Off with her HEAD
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Off with her HEAD
Happy Halloween! Box includes: Guillotine Necklace REAL fake toy knife for head off'ing Reeses Candy that would have been funnier in pieces Eyeball candy bubblegum (x8) The perfect card of your choosing! The name of the box/box title is not...
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Smelly Ass
Sold out Boys take a sh*t. Girls take a poopie. End of story. Box includes: Let'er Rip Fart Machine Poo Doo Putty Poo Doo Splat Ball (uh, gross) Peanut M&Ms Chocolate poop colored Popcorn The perfect card of your choosing!...
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You're my Bestie, B*tch
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You're my Bestie, B*tch
For your bestie from another testie! Box includes: Best F*cking Friends necklace. One for you and one for your bestie. I'm thankful for you, b*tch Keychain Friends are like stars, make a wish bracelet Candy Necklace because your bestie needs...
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Chill the F*ck Out
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Chill the F*ck Out
Time to sit back and chill the f*ck out. Box includes: Calming tea tree essence Face Mask Eucalyptus Shower Steamer Exfoliating Face Scrub Cloth So pretty Earrings Four Russell Stover Chocolates The perfect card of your choosing! The name of...
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Wear a dang Mask
Be Safe out there! Box includes: Super cute Face Mask protector thingie Wash those germies Soap Sheets Absolutely necessary Hand Sanitizer Sanitizing Wipes to carry with you, just in case Orbit Gum so you don't have to smell your own...
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Be a Good Human Dammit
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Be a Good Human Dammit
It's not that hard to be a good human, we have done it before and it really wasn't THAT hard! Box includes: Be a Good Human Pouch Wet/Dry magic detangling brush Wooden earrings (style may vary) Bath Bomb that won't...
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Well aren't you a Sweet Ass
Sweetie, you are pretty......sweet! Box includes: Two sweet cupcake feet warmers (color may vary) Pretty dang sweet Compact Mirror (style may vary) Lip Shiny stuff (flavor may vary) Sweet Chaos Cake Batter Popcorn Starburst that taste sweet The perfect card...
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Girls Rule Boys Drool
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Girls Rule Boys Drool
Chin up princess, or the crown slips! Box includes: Cutie patootie Wet Wipes IN A CAN (color will vary) Super sparkly glittery Pen (with Princess) Tiara crown Bracelets x Three Smarties Candy Necklace Pink yummy Starburst The perfect card of...
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Coffee. Because crack is bad for you.
Coffee first or you might die! Box includes: Bring Me A Cup of Coffee Socks Not crack filled Chocolate Donuts Lorna Doone Shortbread COOKIES CoffeeGo candies Orange whirly swirly Lollipop The perfect card of your choosing! The name of the...
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Redonkulous Birthday
Well done, you still exist and are another year closer to grey pubes! Box includes: Birthday Confetti Popper thingie Really Squishy and soft Socks Cutie pa-tootie Ice Cream Squishie Smarties Candy Necklace Whirly swirly rainbow Lollipop The perfect card of...
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Um, Donut think so
Donut worry, be happy! Box includes: Donut makeup pouch or pouch of things to hold Shiny donut Journal Two pairs of donut Socks. Enough for 4 feet! Scrumdillyumptious Donuts (flavor may vary) Smarties Candy Necklace The perfect card of your...
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Be a Macaron in a cookie cutter world
Peace Love and MACARONS! Box includes: Macaron Keychain with slime in it (color may vary) Macaron Bath Bomber Macaron shaped Nail Polish Remover wipes Some yummy Milano Cookies Smarties Candy Necklace The perfect card of your choosing! The name of...
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Trick Bag
We are never too old to learn new tricks Box includes: Glittery Lip Gloss for those kissers Fat Lash Mascara to help with batting those lashes Armpit detoxify-r otherwise known as Deodorant Orbit gum breath freshener (flavor may vary) A blingy Ring...
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You're a f*cking Star
Keep reaching for the stars. But please get a better deodorant. Box includes: Super Starry Necklace Starlight wishes Bracelet Stardust encrusted Earrings (style may vary) Reach for the stars Skittles Blue whirly starly Lollipop The perfect card of your choosing! The...
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Knocked Up
So you went and got knocked up.Good job. Box includes: Cutie patootie baby bandana Bib (design may vary) Sweet Elephant Scarf (color may vary) Earrings for ears (color may vary) Mother tree Necklace Ghirardelli Carmel square CHOCOLATE The perfect card...
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