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Less Bitter. More GLITTER.
Life won't sparkle unless you do! Box includes: Glitter peel-off Face mask Everything I need zipper pouch thingie Pink shimmery head band Glittery pink shiny disco ball String Lights Smarties Candy necklace The perfect card of your choosing! The name...
$15.00
Save your drama for another Llama
Llama just say: This box is so damn cute! Box includes: Llama Enjoy your Life Pencil Pouch Pop Socket holder thingie for your phone (color may vary) Llama compact Mirror so you can adore your beautifulness Yummy sweet chaos cake...
$15.00
Do you even Ninja?
Surely everybody was notKung Fu Fighting. Box includes: Super not dangerous Nunchucks for the experienced Ninja Three Ninja wha-chow guys One not a Ninja writing Pen Red ninja tasting Twizzlers Whirly swirly Lollipop for Ninja power The perfect card of...
$15.00
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Clean Up your Crap
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Clean Up your Crap
Sometimes you just gotta stop and clean up the sh*t.  Box includes: Mr. Clean Magic Eraser Brillo Rubber Gloves Energy Nuts Peppermint Life Savers The perfect card of your choosing! The name of the box/box title is not included anywhere...
$15.00
Narwhass
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Narwhass
Weirdo-o misfit. That's what. Box includes: Shine Journal Cotton Candy Narwhal Hand Cream Hair Scrunchie Narwhal Page Markers Nifty Bath Bomb Not Narwhal flavored Ice Breakers gum The perfect card of your choosing! The name of the box/box title is...
$15.00
I need more Space
There is always that 1 person that every time they come around you think to yourself: I need LOTS more space. Like more than just 6ft! Box includes: Spacey Pop Socket for your phone or whatever Blue stone necklace Cosmic...
$15.00
That's some Dog Sh*t
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That's some Dog Sh*t
Dogs sh*t.The only sh*t we have to pick up. Box includes: Dog Leash Ice Cream Dog Treat Dog Bone Treat Dog Bone Toy Blue Pixy Stix (for the hooman) The perfect card of your choosing! The name of the box/box...
$15.00
Smartass Box Gift Card
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Smartass Box Gift Card
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Taco Dirty to Me
If you don't like tacos, I'm nacho type! Box includes: But first TACOS Journal Deluxe Taco Shaker Stickers Combo Yum glittery sign Supreme Pop Rocks popping candy Orange whirly swirly Lollipop The perfect card of your choosing! The name of...
$15.00
Off with her HEAD
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Off with her HEAD
Happy Halloween! Box includes: Guillotine Necklace REAL fake toy knife for head off'ing Reeses Candy that would have been funnier in pieces Eyeball candy bubblegum (x8) The perfect card of your choosing! The name of the box/box title is not...
$15.00
Be a Macaron in a cookie cutter world
Peace Love and MACARONS! Box includes: Macaron Keychain with slime in it (color may vary) Macaron Bath Bomber Macaron shaped Nail Polish Remover wipes Some yummy Milano Cookies Smarties Candy Necklace The perfect card of your choosing! The name of...
$15.00
Monster Mash
$15.00
Monster Mash
Do you believe in monsters? During the day we do not, but when it is dark.... Box includes: Monster Pop popcorn (flavor may vary) Hershey's chocolate bar (Hero may vary) Lip Pops scary sucker Monstrous pen Halloween squishy (design may...
$15.00
Oh HELL No
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Oh HELL No
A box full of Spiders. I don't think so George. Box includes: Creepy wind up Spider toy A bunch of Spiders (not the real ones) Full size Kit Kat bar chocolate yummy 10 or more not spider Candies (flavors may...
$15.00
Smelly Ass
Sold out Boys take a sh*t. Girls take a poopie. End of story. Box includes: Let'er Rip Fart Machine Poo Doo Putty Poo Doo Splat Ball (uh, gross) Peanut M&Ms Chocolate poop colored Popcorn The perfect card of your choosing!...
$15.00
Be a Good Human
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Be a Good Human
It's not that hard to be a good human, we have done it before and it really wasn't THAT hard! Box includes: Be a Good Human Pouch Wet/Dry magic detangling brush Wooden earrings (style may vary) Bath Bomb that won't...
$15.00
Girls Rule Boys Drool
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Girls Rule Boys Drool
Chin up princess, or the crown slips! Box includes: Cutie patootie Wet Wipes IN A CAN (color will vary) Super sparkly glittery Pen (with Princess) Tiara crown Bracelets x Three Smarties Candy Necklace Pink yummy Starburst The perfect card of...
$15.00
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Happy Birthday
Well done, you still exist and are another year closer to grey pubes! Box includes: Birthday Confetti Popper thingie Really Squishy and soft Socks Cutie pa-tootie Ice Cream Squishie Smarties Candy Necklace Whirly swirly rainbow Lollipop The perfect card of...
$15.00
Home Sweet Home
Home is where your honey is! Box includes: We bee-long together Tea Towel New Home, New Adventures Keychain Wooden Spoon for cooking stuff Lorna Doone shortbread yummy COOKIES Marshmallow and Carmel Chocolate The perfect card of your choosing! The name...
$15.00
Trick Bag
We are never too old to learn new tricks Box includes: Glittery Lip Gloss for those kissers Fat Lash Mascara to help with batting those lashes Armpit detoxify-r otherwise known as Deodorant Orbit gum breath freshener (flavor may vary) A blingy Ring...
$15.00
Knocked Up
So you went and got knocked up.Good job. Box includes: Cutie patootie baby bandana Bib (design may vary) Sweet Elephant Scarf (color may vary) Earrings for ears (color may vary) Mother tree Necklace Ghirardelli Carmel square CHOCOLATE The perfect card...
$15.00
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