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Home Sweet Home
Home is where your honey is! Box includes: We bee-long together Tea Towel New Home, New Adventures Keychain Wooden Spoon for cooking stuff Lorna Doone shortbread yummy COOKIES Marshmallow and Carmel Chocolate The perfect card of your choosing! The name...
$15.00
Less Bitter. More GLITTER.
Life won't sparkle unless you do! Box includes: Glitter peel-off Face mask Everything I need zipper pouch thingie Pink shimmery head band Glittery pink shiny disco ball String Lights Smarties Candy necklace The perfect card of your choosing! The name...
$15.00
Lets get Hot and Heavy
Drop it like its hot, drop it like it's hot! Box includes: Nitro Takis Habanero style Emerald Cashews Siracha-cha-cha Some of those FireBALLS Socks of the fashion variety (style may vary) The perfect card of your choosing! The name of...
$15.00
Save your drama for another Llama
Llama just say: This box is so damn cute! Box includes: Llama Enjoy your Life Pencil Pouch Pop Socket holder thingie for your phone (color may vary) Llama compact Mirror so you can adore your beautifulness Yummy sweet chaos cake...
$15.00
Too Glam to give a Damn
Wham, glam thank you, ma'am. Box includes: Too glam to give a damn makeup bag Wonder blend to blend all your wonders Glamorous Scarf (color may vary) Rare-ish pink diamond Ring Pop (diamond flavor may vary) Smarties zirconia candy Necklace...
$15.00
Do you even Ninja?
Surely everybody was notKung Fu Fighting. Box includes: Super not dangerous Nunchucks for the experienced Ninja Three Ninja wha-chow guys One not a Ninja writing Pen Red ninja tasting Twizzlers Whirly swirly Lollipop for Ninja power The perfect card of...
$15.00
Clean Up your Sh*t
$15.00
Clean Up your Sh*t
Sometimes you just gotta stop and clean up the sh*t.  Box includes: Mr. Clean Magic Eraser Brillo Rubber Gloves Energy Nuts Peppermint Life Savers The perfect card of your choosing! The name of the box/box title is not included anywhere...
$15.00
Sun of a B*tch
It pays to be a tough son of a b*tch. The world belongs to the strong! Box includes: Don't look at the sun Sunglasses Sunshine sequin coin purse doohickie Sun ray created Lemon Hand Sanitizer Sunny Sour Patch Kids Laffy...
$15.00
Narwhass
$15.00
Narwhass
Weirdo-o misfit. That's what. Box includes: Shine Journal Cotton Candy Narwhal Hand Cream Hair Scrunchie Narwhal Page Markers Nifty Bath Bomb Not Narwhal flavored Ice Breakers gum The perfect card of your choosing! The name of the box/box title is...
$15.00
I need more Space
There is always that 1 person that every time they come around you think to yourself: I need LOTS more space. Like more than just 6ft! Box includes: Spacey Pop Socket for your phone or whatever Blue stone necklace Cosmic...
$15.00
Me so Horny
She has beauty, she has grace, she will stab you in the face. (with her horns) Box includes: Horny Headband Horny Page Markers Horny Unicorn Necklace  Hubba Bubba's Rainbow whirly swirly Lollipop The perfect card of your choosing! The name...
$15.00
That's some Dog Sh*t
$15.00
That's some Dog Sh*t
Dogs sh*t.The only sh*t we have to pick up. Box includes: Dog Leash Ice Cream Dog Treat Dog Bone Treat Dog Bone Toy Blue Pixy Stix (for the hooman) The perfect card of your choosing! The name of the box/box...
$15.00
Hey there, Sparkle Tits
All is great in a world of sparkles! Box includes: Shimmery pink glitter Wristlet Super duper sparkly real fake crystal Earrings Shiny disco ball Keychain Candy necklace that does not have glitter on it Some yummy Starburst The perfect card of...
$15.00
Smartass Box Gift Card
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Smartass Box Gift Card
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Taco Dirty to Me
If you don't like tacos, I'm nacho type! Box includes: But first TACOS Journal Deluxe Taco Shaker Stickers Combo Yum glittery sign Supreme Pop Rocks popping candy Orange whirly swirly Lollipop The perfect card of your choosing! The name of...
$15.00
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