How this Sh*t works

Pick your friend

You can pick your friend and you can pick your nose, but you cannot pick your friends nose.

You might be a Smart Ass and your friend might not be, don't worry there is a Sweet Ass option!


It's pretty simple really.

Pick what you want to go inside the box.

Pick a card and write a note. Or Don't.

We don't really give a crud.

We pack it all up

Sit back and relax.

The Smart Ass crew has some work to do.



Gift is delivered

Our work here is done.

Your friend or enemy or frenemy gets their box and sends you all the thank you's in the world. Or not.

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