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Your box is is made to order, on the spot, by us, your smartass crew.
We need 1 business day to get your box in the mail. If you place your order by 5:00pm CST, your box will ship the following business day.
We know you want your box in the mail, like, yesterday, so we will move as fast as we can. We are humans after all!
Please note. USPS does NOT guarantee their shipping times, so we can't either. You will receive tracking information the second your box ships.
All of our boxes are shipped using USPS First Class mail
(2-7 business days) from Texas.
If you are in a hurry, you can upgrade to USPS Priority mail
(2 - 3 business days) or longer depending on USPS.
Please make sure emails from karma@smartassbox.com do NOT go to spam or you will miss your updates!
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